Malcolm A. Small

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

What Wemby did tonight is why we have to quit calling every top pick a generational prospect. There’s been 3 in 40 years. Shaq, LeBron, Wemby.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Daphne @celebriD]

People need to take a hard look at this video. She accused Stefon Diggs of serious assault allegations, was seen dancing and enjoying life shortly after, then was found to have lied under oath. Stefon was found NOT GUILTY. Yet where is the accountability?

This is the problem with false allegations. Even when a man is cleared, the accusation follows him forever. His name, reputation, career, and peace are permanently affected while the accuser often walks away untouched as if nothing happened. Shaking her BBL like she didn’t just lie under oath.

If someone knowingly lies about serious crimes, there should be real consequences. Without accountability, false accusations will continue destroying lives while society pretends the damage disappears after a “not guilty” verdict. It doesn’t. The accusation alone becomes the punishment.

[☆ @Emegothefirst]

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

I really don’t get the NBA’s scheduling process. The Sixers JUST played on Saturday. The Lakers have been off since Friday and OKC has been off for even longer. Yet the Sixers play tonight and for some reason that game overlaps with Spurs-Wolves? What?

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

It was my birthday last week, and I was sitting in the breakroom at work when a younger coworker asked what my partner had gotten me. She already had her phone out, completely ready to see a picture of a designer bag, a massive $500 floral arrangement, or a viral-worthy dinner receipt.

I told her the truth: He spent his entire weekend covered in grease, replacing the alternator and brake pads on my car, and then he quietly paid off the remaining balance of my student loan that had been giving me rolling panic attacks for six months.

She gave me this deeply tragic, pitying look. “Oh. Well, that’s practical, I guess,” she said. “But you deserve to be spoiled. You know, the princess treatment. A man who really loves you wants to show you off, not just do chores. That's kind of the bare minimum.”

I just stared at her.

What she didn’t see was that for the last half of the year, I had been losing sleep, my hair was thinning from financial stress, and I was terrified to drive my car on the highway. My partner took his only two days off from his own grueling job, completely wrecked his hands under my hood, and drained his own savings, just to hand me back my peace of mind.

The internet has completely rotted our definition of romance. We have been brainwashed to believe that if a man isn't performing his love for an audience, buying things that look highly aesthetic on a TikTok reel, then he isn't doing enough.

We are out here casually calling a man's literal blood, sweat, and absolute financial sacrifice "the bare minimum" just because it doesn't come in a shiny box with a ribbon.

[Phella @iamphella]

One of my favorite tweets ever

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Man idk if this is ableist or whatever but if your Tourette’s makes you say the n-word I think you should just not go to a ceremony

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Do you know that men often suffer from "Delayed Grief" because they aren't allowed to crash when the tragedy actually happens?
When a death or crisis occurs, the man immediately shifts into "Superman Mode." He is consoling the crying women, being strong for the children and trying not to look weak so he can strengthen people around him.
He postpones his own pain to manage the chaos.
By the time he is finally ready to grieve, maybe 6 months later, the world has moved on. If he cries then, he is told to "get over it." So he never processes it. he just calcifies.

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Gate agent: “Now boarding group 1”

People in group 6:

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

When you overslept and Harriet Tubman already came:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when i tell a story, i tell the BAD part i did
TOO.

That's the difference.

[Theolonius Monk in a DONK @latdaw2012]

After Pusha, he tried to rewrite the rules of what’s allowed in rap battles. He’s doing it again via the court system.

IDK if it’s due to nostalgia or commercial dominance, but he is afforded grace y’all never extend to other rappers — from ghostwriting to suing over a diss.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

There’s no deeper hell than being fully aware you’re wasting your potential.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me laughing at a joke i told myself in my head

[dookie @babadoookie]

Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”

[chiara @endur3nsurvive]

tuk whenever she is left alone for more than 5 minutes

[Zion @zionszzn]

Bro I spend few minutes with my friends and think life is worth living again.