Mallory Dorton

You’re never too important to be kind to people. Wife, Mom, RN.

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

So in love with the best husband and the little girl growing in my belly. ❤️

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

University of Tennessee president Randy Boyd smoking a victory cigar as the goal posts come down and laughing about it will cost to replace them is fantastic.

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

I’m not even British but I am SAD about the Queen. What a crap week

[megan @_megannnp]

devastated to announce I did not win the mega millions so I will be at work on monday

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

300 mg of Wellbutrin just ain’t cuttin it today man

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

Real sad that after I gave my nespresso machine away, they start selling the pods in stores. So rude 😭

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@matthewdotson30 And the economic impact is astronomical and our generation, as well as our children, will feel the impact. Mental illness is at an all time high. A complete failure in literally EVERY aspect 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@abbeyann13 @BobbyCarley @MorganWallen I don’t see anything 🙃

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@MorganWallen I need you to help ya girl out on getting in to the Nashville show. $600 per ticket just ain’t gonna do 🤣😅

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@GuerraKalin @MorganWallen So crazy!! So glad you got them though!

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

I’m off on the holidays for the first time since becoming a nurse. 😮

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@KenzLynch8 Just got the drop email and OH

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@JasmineNicole49 Absolutely pathetic. HC is a joke

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

Zoo day with my little bean

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@brittanypstreet Mine can’t back talk me yet so im good 🤣

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

I already have baby fever. Someone slap me

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

My husband just asked if he could ding, dong, ditch on our baby’s bedroom door. How are we parents 😅

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@emg812 If you ever need a school nurse or health science teacher, you know where to find me! 😉

[Mallory Dorton @malmal2014]

@JasmineNicole49 SAME 😂