Madam Mallory

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

@amazon get it together Amazon! I have balance of over $100 on a gift card but you can’t figure out why it’s not accepting it for payment…

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

@SouthwestAir why do you keep changing my flight times 😫

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

@SouthwestAir why do you keep changing all my flight times 😫

[Kiana Jones @kianaxjones]

im telling yall right now if justin bieber has an eras tour i am sitting front mf row

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

You know your crazy when you order $800 worth of clothes for your bachelorette because you can’t decide what to wear 🤭

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

Why is it every nail salon you make an appointment at they never get you in on time 🤬🤬🤬

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

Honestly how do people still go into the office 5 days a week?! I could never do that again

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

@D_Mcell95 @Bhannigan95 I’m dead 😂 I don’t complain when he buys that shit anyway so does that mean I get a pool?! 😏

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

How do I convince my future hubby to buy me a pool?! 🥵

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

You can’t find baby formula in the United States right now but Congress is voting today to send $40 billion to Ukraine. Let’s put America First for a change.

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

My mom keeps adding people to my guest list for my wedding!! 😣 soon it’s going to be over 200 people

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

I am so obsessed with my wedding dress I look at it every single day😍 how am I suppose to not show Brandon 😭😭😭

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

Buying a house and planning a wedding at the same time is expensive af 😭

[Shabba @shelbayy22]

I can’t wait to get married and have some cute ass babies hehe

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

I am thriving back in the burbs ✨

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The hometown urge to point out to your partner every single place you have ever done anything

[Madam Mallory @malmarie7]

Who wants to plan my wedding for me 😵‍💫

[mama_stem @stxphxni_]

It’s so CRAZY how all my college peers became professionals like wow we’re out here in charge when I used to see y’all passed out at the forum/ritz 😭😭 mad love

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

hot girl summer??? we want a hot wife life

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

do u ever just think…..there’s an animal living in my house. and he’s my best friend