mallory marshall

cmu alum

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[trish @ultragloss]

she’s a 10 but she cries on her birthday every single year

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@erinbutler013 erin….

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@notrlyholly I keep thinking about this tweet and wish I could like it 10x

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

or asking him his favorite song and him proceeding to rap the entire thing to you while you smile awkwardly and consider hitting a tuck n roll out of the car (the girlies who get it get it)

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

Dating straight men in your early to mid twenties is just hearing this statement on loop
“I was supposed to play (insert sport here) in college but it didn’t work out because (insert very minor injury here) so I couldn’t”

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

nothing triggers my fight or flight more than working out at my hometown gym

[delia @delia_cai]

no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@notrlyholly “b*yfriend”

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@erinbutler013 this tweet in incredibly relatable

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@exsk8rgirl I’d like to make an addition 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@tayterthotty please don’t tweet about me thanks

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@notrlyholly i have the smartest friends!!!

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@sk8rgirl2007 The new trifecta

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

One day you’re a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you’re crying in a car wash

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@sk8rgirl2007 i never deserved this content

[mallory marshall @malmarshall4]

@carey_ricky I’m so scared of this picture