Mercury

magician

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Long Island maxxxing

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Planet is so broke boy core I’m out of here deadass this is the last time I come here, I joined bc there is one in every town but at this point the ghetto out-ways the connivence

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Why you bring the JBL to the gym and make my ADHD act up like wear some fucking headphones, how stuck up you gotta be to force everyone else listen to your shitty music.

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

My 600lb twink

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

rat

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

wat

[𓆩celestica𓆪 @djcelestica]

san diego don’t make plans on halloween night 🤭

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

@tonydevoney Ima paint this

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Everyone is talking about girl dinner what about bisexual breakfast ?!?!?!

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Strangers to lovers, lovers to haters to nothing…feels like we rushed it

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

*sips iced coffee*
*ass shaking*
*keys jangling*

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

*starts the microwave*

THE FORK !!!!!!!!!!!! 🍴 🤯
nbbsjsshsbwbeuehdbwiebdbwiebdvwiwbw 💣 🔥 💥

*opens*

Oh…. 😅

Never in there but always afraid

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

New 🚨gym crush unlocked 🔐😫

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Why people with the nastiest feet always putting on sandals first, jfc 😫🦶🏽

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

If this sun doesn’t make you blast some salsa/bachata/cumbia and drink a modelo in ur backyard idk what will

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

@nckryn Ok legs. 🍗🍗

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

Yea you know you’re getting old when you just think to yourself “mmm zucchini bread I think I’ll make some right now” and you do it …… *coughs dust * 😩🍞

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

I feel like those videos of people wasting food and drinks just dumping them for views should all be fined and forced to work in soup kitchens to correct some of that toxic ass programming

[Mercury @malmeansbadd]

If chick-fil-a is how homophobia tastes then I guess gods hates the gays …. Shits pretty good lol