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[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I wonder what three birria tacos w cilantro, onion & a margarita doing rn

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[cori @stuckinrevmode]

"what a shame to be 42 years of age not completely covered in scars. they're the evidence of a life fully lived." i love shrinking so much, man, what a show 🥹

[wayBackinTimes @waybackintimes]

A Nelly Furtado singing the remix of Missy Elliott's Get Ur Freak On (which isn't on any streaming platform) It caught me completely off guard

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

you better not cry. you better not pout. i’m TELLIN YA WHY

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

[chase @_chase_____]

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[💖 @twaniimals]

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[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

this picture pisses me off so bad. no bread or cheese but we brought the fucking pinecones. i’d be so pissed if my girlys showed up to the picnic with this shit. id be taking big bites of that pine cone saying MMM YUMMY just to make a point

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

damn and i saw it while takin a shit life is crazy

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

now when i stick a marshmallow on the end of his lil ass & hold him over a open flame then what? he need a reflective vest or a tattoo or some

[pete @thaifaggot]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight