If you ask me, a mutual sense of humor is the backbone of a bonafide relationship — if you can't laugh together, you don't belong together. Humor bonds are the best because you can roast each other without crying, apologizing, or filing for divorce.
Did you know:
Tennessee is proposing a bill to prevent biological men from competing in women's sports in their schools
RT if every other state should do the same!
Your honesty is all you can truly promise anybody. It's the only thing you can absolutely control in any situation. So, be true to yourself — and straightforward with others — and let the universe handle all of the bullshit that remains confusing and undiscovered.
I told Emily I didn’t want to go down stairs to heat up her pizza because “I have to be up early” and while she was downstairs, I asked her to grab a water and THIS B* SAYS “no, I can’t. I have to be up early”
Happy birthday to this guy, what can I say Carl at times I wanna punch you in the face but I’m always happy to get to call you son, I’m very proud of the man you’re becoming thru ups and… https://t.co/mfgp8pkHUU