Karl Malone's Phone

Shoot me an SMS.

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Facebook is down and I'm just sitting here like, "Karl Malone can't even use me to get on Facebook when the site is working." #facebookdown

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@H00PINATI He would never let me go. We've been making magic together since 2005.

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@topNYGiants What do you mean "still"? The real question is: why aren't you?

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@Jocklaflair We've always been relevant. You've just been looking in the wrong places.

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@TheRealxVon Because he loves me.

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@jemelehill Unfortunately, yes. The 3 and 9 are so damn far apart!

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Is it ironic that a guy nicknamed "The Mailman" has a phone that can't even check mail?

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@jemelehill Hey.

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Who do you think taught him those dance moves? We call it the "Unknown Caller Vibrate". https://t.co/yWmWFZovz5

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VIDEO: Karl Malone celebrates LSU TD with shimmy dance while using a…flip phone http://t.co/IGMHOFRVov

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PEOPLE, PLEASE STOP ASKING! No, I am not a burner. #AntennasUp

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Karl just challenged some dude in our section to a game of Snake...

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Karl keeps trying to tweet from me. Pretty hard when words like "YES" take 9 presses.

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I'm so happy to finally make my first public appearance. #AntennasUp