Jay Maloney

Both music and film achieved their perfection in the year 1987. You can’t prove otherwise.

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I sure ain't perfect, but I never snore and I put the toilet seat down so the internet tells me I've pretty much won this "middle-aged man" game.

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@ajpierzynski12 It’s pointless and still won’t help them win more than 50 games. And we can’t watch them on TV in any civilized way anymore either. Honestly, why care at all?

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@creepydotorg

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@StayWonked This is the best case scenario. Hard to remain that optimistic right now.

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@ChiSoxFanMike Didn’t Getz already say they weren’t going to be active in the free agent market, would be cutting salary, and he expects the current roster to perform better?

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@ChiSoxFanMike I turned down a $500 ticket to World Series game one in 2005 for $500. I turned it down because I didn’t have the finances to make that a responsible decision at the time, and what if they lose that game? It was better on TV anyway. This price is legit crazy.

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@ChiSoxFanMike Honestly, the 2024 season was too much as it is. I called it that Jerry was following the Oakland model last off-season with the ridiculous roster moves. We all know a new stadium is not coming. Sadly, the team is all but gone already and my fandom will not follow. Period.

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@KamalaHQ His team is clearly hiding him. That rally last night was just sad… This is a person in steep mental decline and maga is is panic-blocking every opportunity for public questioning (even so much as to cancel his golfing through election day). Trump is sunsetting before our eyes.

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@FootballCuck @fuckyouiquit “Your day” sounds awful. Good for the young people knowing their worth. It has been a valuable example for all of us to see that tolerating a toxic work environment is nothing to brag about.

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The Israeli people didn’t want this. They wanted their hostages home and the war to end. Netanyahu has escalated this conflict, already too costly, to the brink of a global war. Iran’s actions today will lead to their own peoples’ suffering. We are an AWFUL species…

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@ChiSoxFanMike To further ruin your day; there is exactly zero reason to believe next season will be any better.

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@ChiSoxFanMike I mean… they’re not going to win 40 games… that’s pretty stark. And apparently they’re not going to be active in free agency and will instead CUT salary? Fairly certain this franchise is dead… #WhiteSox

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Room temperature IQ felon says what?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: She never worked at McDonald's. It is a lie. They went in and investigated it and the fake news won't report it. The only one that reported it was Fox. She said she stood over the french fries when they were being fried and it was so tough work. She's a liar!

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@traveller136 @jimsciutto Here’s a thought; none of their opinions on immigrants mean anyone is “eating the pets”, nor do those opinions excuse trump supporters making terroristic threats.

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Ok, well… Tua should probably retire now… yikes. #TNF #NFL #Buffalo #Miami #Bills #Dolphins

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@endofanerajc Trump has a damn toilet made of gold and owns golf courses everywhere. This is what you’re harping on? You guys have really got nothing to stand on anymore…

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@0xSweep @mmpadellan Maybe (and hear me out here) because Vice President Harris (unlike her opponent) hasn’t been lying through her teeth and spouting off hilarious, random, easily debunked BS every time her mic is on since the debate started.

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@sirDukeDevin Meth…

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@TheExtremeMusi1 @LZZYHALE

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Email we received this morning from HR…
“Let’s carry forward in the spirit of this holiday; a commitment to excellence, progress, & a profound respect for the dignity of work.”
Holy shit, corporate America is the fakest thing ever… 🤣
#laborday #CorporateAmerica #wow

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@whitesox This #WhiteSox team is SEVENTY-ONE games under .500. Why is the social media team still bothering at this point?