Malorie

[Brooke Destra @BrookeNBCS]

this had me cackling for five minutes

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

I’m supposed to go out tonight and be social but I’d really prefer to rot in bed and binge watch a show or clean and listen to my audiobook. Am I getting old? 🙃😂

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Private life. Public peace.

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Funny how people celebrate being a chapter when they were just a footnote

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

My gym texted me and asked where I’ve been and if I’ve been okay 🙃 lol time to get back into it

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

I love spontaneous date nights

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Stress level on almost bought a pack of Marb Lights on my lunch break

[Catholic Supremacist (Not a man) @CatholicAwesome]

Who needs a birkin when you have a slice of buttered bread???

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"More people would like you if you toned it down a notch and made a greater effort to fit in."

Me:

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Starting Below Deck from season 1 again is the best decision I’ve made in a long time

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

When I tell you that I am STRESSED

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Both my mom and sister are Scorpios and I’m an Aquarius, which means I’m constantly stressed and emotionally audited like it’s tax season 🙃😂

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Levi randomly screaming “MUSTAAAAARD” in the car is sending me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

@chelsea_mae_33 Happy Birthday beautiful!!!!

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

Talks the most but says the least

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[Malorie @malorie_bennett]

As a person who loves sleep, I can honestly say it does NOT get any easier waking up for the gym at 4:30am 😭😂

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Thiss