Malorie Dee

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

I put on my engagement ring and drove away from our brand new house. Hate to brag but I made it

[2D Sports Youth Baseball ⚾️ @2Dsportsybsb]

Rancher Miller of @RipzzBaseball 14u drives in the first run of the game!
#2DSelectSeriesSouth

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Approximately 1 month into 2021 and I’m still not engaged...stay tuned

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Approximately 15 hours into 2021 and I’m still not engaged...stay tuned

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

A Teacher literally makes me want to throw my whole major away

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

I was in the jungle of Magic Kingdom when this shit broke out, survived off faith, trust, and pixie dust AND kept character integrity. This is no longer a concern of mine.

[Courtney @courtlynn30]

On a scale of 1-10, how scared are you of covid right now?

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Was it really “poor management” or did you just not get to treat people like shit

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Dropped a paycheck at the mall yesterday and Andrew had the audacity to ruin my day by asking if I bought groceries 🙄

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Andrew better stop holding babies in front of me because Dee is not fit to be a granny yet

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

I think my fav part about my job is the fact that boomers will bitch me out about not wearing a mask but will then go sit at a HIBACHI table shoulder to shoulder with 15 other people and not one is wearing a mask ...OKAY

[that hippie chick✌🏼 @bre_hailey]

My ring finger is a little hot and could use some ice on it

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Andrew got as close as he could to me in bed last night and when I asked him why he was so close he sleepily said “I want to snuggle you so bad but I don’t wanna hurt you” and y’all 🥺 that’s literally my heart outside my body ❤️

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Can Thursday like BE HERE ALREADY

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

If mask are going to continue to be required I’d like a refund on this phone with facial recognition I was scammed into buying

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Having a mental breakdown once a day due to the constant battle of the adult half of me wanting a child but the child half of me saying no

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

Denham springs guys be like “I know a place” then take you to the Bass Pro parking lot

[locally owned mattress store @beeboycozy]

Hammond guys be like “I know a place” then take you to the brown door

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

I’ve seen this in person

[Shane Ware @shanew21]

Cinderella Castle just after sunrise

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

The saddest part of my job is seeing the same dude with a different girl on his boat every weekend...leave him alone sis he belongs to the Prop Stop

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

So I’ve learned decorating your house is pretty much buying shit to put other shit in

[Malorie Dee @maloriedeee]

How long do you have to be dating before you smack his cousin in the mouth?