idkmybffjill

pyschologcal garble

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

And I know that sounds kind of creepy and stalker-ish but I find it oddly endearing

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

But sometimes he checks my tweets to see what's going on, to figure out why I'm acting down or weird

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

There's this guy I'm kinda seeing but we're not dating and it is confusing I know

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Who's been promoting "as long as I have a face youll have a place to sit"? No one would use that opener without some positive reinforcement

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Is my dog depressed or am I projecting my depression on my dog?

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

When someone tells me they're a thrill seeker, I let them borrow my car and then report it stolen.

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Thank you random influx of messages from boys I hooked up with, yall sure know how to make a gal feel loved

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Pizza box said the suggested serving is 1 slice... DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

[#1 Tubitv.com Fan Will Weldon @oldmanweldon]

I hate sports. Fuck sports.

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

On an unrelated note, I totally forgot it was Friday today... #awkward

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

YOU DONT KNOW ME

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Because I'm essentially an angsty tween

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Sometimes I read my old tweets and hate myself

[Ron Honberg @RonHonberg]

All #NatashaMcKenna wanted was help for her mental illness. Are you as outraged by this outcome as I am?
https://t.co/Q5ewbiPX2p

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

I can't tell if I'm having a panic attack or my sternum just hurts from my sadist trainer's workout "I can totally do if I just try hard"

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

#tweetingmyfeelings is better than eating my feelings because I don't get obese #ihavealotoffeelings

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

#tweetingmyfeelings

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Life is just the worst

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Editing writing samples is also the worst

[idkmybffjill @malort_faced]

Missing someone you don't know is the worst