Mallory Patton

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

@united never again 😭😖🙅🏼

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

@united you delayed my flight 3 times-should've been home last night & all I was compensated with was $10 food vouchers for the airport?????

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

flight delayed 22 hours had to switch to delta @united GET IT TOGETHER #pissedaf #missedwork #nosolareclipsepartyforme #neveragain

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Everybody thinks every girls dream is to find the perfect guy... Fuck that. Every girls dream is to eat without getting fat.

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

@TRILLogy1 hit me up when you get to cape cod! :D

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girl) and Tommy from the Rugrats were voiced by the same person.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Switching the first letters of 2 words is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

@haydenpm have you seen the rest of the movies? #heslaystheemperor #goodguy #eventually

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

@Madigan4 #thatsawkward...

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

#greysuit #loser http://t.co/gGGizHyO

[Malia Pressey-Murray @MaliaPressey]

#truelove #unisex #acceptingofeveryone #lambyanddog http://t.co/XHWexS1S

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

Chillin with sal pal #chillinandgrillin #bossofallbosses

[Malia Pressey-Murray @MaliaPressey]

"struggling with the telescope"........ @malpal5 and "stiff games"........

[Mallory Patton @malpal5]

Property virgins #Egypt #Canadianaccents #itsbeautifulandi'msittinginside