Mal The Dog

I like t'sniff butts an' I don' know why!

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

Mom's not home. Hope mom comes home soon for now look at my present! #sqeakyball #missmymom

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

I feel like this mess is gonna be blamed on me. I swear am good doggo #dogsoftwitter #iamtomisbehave

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

#omgsqueaker #bestdoggo #politedoggo

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

Mom found old photo of me from spring thaw when I was being best boy sitting so I could have supper #dogsoftwitter #rescuedog

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@Sean_Piper More like how many bread products you can eat before mom sticks you in the kennel when she leaves the house. 3...3 is number so far

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

Look at me being good doggo and sitting even though I didn't bark to come in. #dogsoftwitter #pootato #momletmein

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@iamborealis @conradtrex @artyewok Sauce? Where's the sauce? @DarkBunnySauces I like sauce.

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@iamborealis @conradtrex @artyewok *snork* huh wha?

[Klace @Klace]

Major\Minor is 70% off on Steam. https://t.co/lDN6s43ewm

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@Jelerien @Sean_Piper @StephH_AZ *wags tail* Yes I am! Is there a ball? Where's the ball? When do I get the ball?

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@Jelerien @Sean_Piper @StephH_AZ What game are we playing? Can I play the winner?

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@Jelerien @Sean_Piper @StephH_AZ WINNING!

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@hashtagdoggocat He's a butt biter!

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@hashtagdoggocat HAHA! Look at the little guy! *boop*

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

The guy has his door closed. So I keep nosing it open then leaving. It's great fun. You should try it @hashtagdoggocat

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@dufuspoophead69 It's really me!

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

@hashtagdoggocat Why does Buggo always look like the morning after a good party?

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

Dude I'm so bored. The guy is making some incredible smells and keeps kicking me out of the kitchen @hashtagdoggocat

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

You take good care of that lady @hashtagdoggocat.

[Mal The Dog @malpootato]

I'm sending the guy down to AZ for a weekend @hashtagdoggocat. He thinks it's his idea. People are dumb.