Adult Child of Applesauce

former failure

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

“Hi, I’m the medical stu—“

my patient:

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

Just cause you know the lyrics doesn’t mean you need to sing the song

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

There’s a trapdoor to every bottom

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

The buffest dudes have the weakest tattoos

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

Pursue purpose and happiness will follow

[Dzeeff @dzeeff]

My friend really just activated his credit card...

[NPR @NPR]

The BA.5 omicron subvariant, which is now the most prevalent coronavirus strain in the U.S., is four times more resistant to COVID-19 vaccines, according to a new study. https://t.co/KOpjFoFvY3

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

We're not ready for a relationship until we don't need one

[Pepper Boy @KiddDozer]

Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

Thank you for not sharing

[Adult Child of Applesauce @malpractition]

Does it come in overdose baby blue?