Me: Can I get a manicure?
Nail Salon Girl: And an eyebrow wax?
Me: Nope, just a manicure.
Nail Salon Girl: Are you sure no eyebrow wax?
.... every single time.
Can we please get this straight, for once and for all... When someone hangs up a phone on you, there is no dial tone. There has never been a dial tone. Including when using landline phones. Please stop this disinformation from continuing to infiltrate movies, tv shows, and books.
Now I see people who have lost weight and just say "ozempic" and keep going with my day not feeling bad about myself the way I would have 10 years ago. So thank you for that, ozempic.