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[malpal ☀︎ @mals613]

Cookie cake is superior to any other types of cake. Especially if it’s double decker cookie cake.

[malpal ☀︎ @mals613]

If ur sales tactic is to get combative and disrespectful with someone when they tell u that they’re not interested in your product, then ur doing sales completely wrong.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

“i literally told you this last week”

me:

[AC @alejandrocdelg0]

sinceramente, lo siento mucho por las nuevas generaciones que nunca van a experimentar lo que era jugar a la Nintendo DS con tus amigos

[Miley Supreme | Fan Account @DEM_Mustangs16]

If you didn’t sit in front of your TV’s from 2006-2011 for the new episodes, if you didn’t go to the theaters for the concert movie & the actual movie stay away from Ticketmaster

[eliz @eliza___v]

pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line???

[Loky @lokymann]

Do not bring anybody to my house with you unannounced

[Lee. @exact__lee]

Having a job/career where you talk and communicate nonstop with humans, people truly have to understand that sometimes you just wanna be quiet outside of working.

[Loky @lokymann]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

I don’t understand why y’all are bitter if a friend decides to prioritize their spouse/long term partner over their other relationships. I would never make a friend choose between me and the person they have a family with, live with, split bills with. Oddball behavior.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I will marry a lovey dovey, handsome, super calm gentleman who is weak in the knees about me.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me mid conversation with anyone

[Jay @idek_tb]

Couples in healthy relationships also argue, have different opinions, feel frustrated, insecure and bored at times. Healthy doesn't mean perfect. What makes a relationship perfect is HOW you choose to move through those challenges TOGETHER.

[malpal ☀︎ @mals613]

A drunken life convo with my dad on the back patio is just what I needed.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

THE GOLD STANDARD. 🥇

THE USWNT ARE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN.

#ParisOlympics