sally🪐

finding my yellow

[sally🪐 @maltedcream]

Saw beautiful skies, saw signs and wonders, but I survived Nigerian Law school 😭

Congratulations to me 🙂‍↔️

[Snr 🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

Brag about your wins this year

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

Guys we need to bring back the art and tradition of printing out pictures and placing them in a physical photo album.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

I was already tired of seeing people’s stupid thoughts on stupid issues

now i have to see their faces attached to said stupid thoughts and issues?

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you finished with a “strong” 2.1

[Ajoke Alagbo 🍃☘️ @auntyajoke_]

Ofay or famfay??

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“look at your mate”

you no fit hear am for my mama mouth, even at my lowest she no dey use me play

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

things i'm good at:

1. ​being awkward.
2. ​asking hypothetical questions.
3. ​laughing at everything.
4. ​zoning out.

[uBhuti Ultra loka 3:45🫵 @AbdulKuhle]

😭😭😭???

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

A moving woman will meet her dark skinned, well behaved, golden retriever w a solid hairline and a goatee.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

an ice cream date always sounds like a good idea.

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

having too many Apple products gets annoying. you get one FaceTime and ya' whole room starts ringing

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

“so your parents are still feeding you” i no understand, your own disown you?

[Adediwura❤️ @okdiwura]

Need to be outside soon. The world needs me in a mini skirt.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

If my WhatsApp gets hacked and someone asks you for money, and you send it you’ll be disrespecting me. Like, when have I ever asked you for money?😔😔

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Can't imagine having to pretend to tolerate a friend or partner cos you need their money. I can't even hide my irritation for 5 minutes

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

I've been menstruating for years and to this day I still don't know whether to place the pad lower or higher

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Blood of Jesus 😭😭😭

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

I can never use promax🤧, my hands are too small

[chisom @arramiiidee]

buying from miskay in 2026 is as good as rage baiting yourself lmao

[Orosun✨ @meetwithawele]

Some things are just so removed from my reality that I can never imagine myself in the situation no matter how I try. Because how???