Mallory Thomas

wife and momma ❤️ living and loving life

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

I never realized how much a stay at home mom would still wish for the weekend! #wemissdaddy

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

@Katienicole226 Not me. I’m team Lauren.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Y’all, my kid actually slept last night. I don’t even know what to do with my extra energy.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Krystal’s voice bothers me more than a fork scratching across a dinner plate.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Need experience to get a job...need a job to get experience. 🧐

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

How did I ever sleep without a sound machine before Ryleigh was born? #dependentonoceansounds

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Over a month later...I found it today! https://t.co/B6FwqkRYtr

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

$10 to whoever finds my tv remote.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

@SamWalkerOBX Large fire on or near US 17 near Walmart in Elizabeth City. Any idea what’s going on?

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

If you ever see a mom trying to eat or make a plate of food, offer to hold her baby...you might think it is creepy, but it will make her day.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

$10 to whoever finds my tv remote.

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Dustin deserves this! 😂 #blamethehormones https://t.co/X4e4R9RxFS

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

I would get a migraine the day before vacation... #toomuchtodo

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

This girl is getting mad because people call her baby a girl...well both of his ears are pierced and he has a bun...🤷🏼‍♀️

[•calli• @callirenee8]

GREYS ANATOMY COMES BACK TOMORROW 😍😍

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

If a baby is sleeping do not come up and tickle their feet! You never know how long it took that mama to get her baby to sleep.

[polly darton @lainekchapman]

my body: WATER please I need it
me: you - you want iced coffee??

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

@kwestioning Christopher is wearing pants...😳

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

He literally left paradise to be with his dog... #goals

[Mallory Thomas @malthomas64]

Alright, no more afternoon coffee for me! #wideawake #imsupposedtosleepwhenshesleeps