Paul

Not as fun as you may think |
#MentalHealthMatters |
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[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

We can fact check in an instant.

If you’re believing the bullshit fed to you by Lowe, Reform, GB News tossers and memes then rioting - you’re either as thick as shit or deliberately choosing to be racist.

Farage made at least a million from side hustles last year, did you?

[Paul @maltmonkey]

Now I have to pay almost £200 vehicle tax on electric car all because the PM won't tax his billionaire friends. Thanks Sir Kier.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WhenIWasYourAge Typing was an entire class offered in middle school. I took it, which means I know why there’s a raised dot on the [F] and [J] keys of your keyboard.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

If you're not watching Nadine Dorries being completely mental on channel 4 - then you're missing out.

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

The "othering" of human beings based purely on where they were born or what ethnic group they belong to is how very bad things start. Let's not do it OK?

[Paul @maltmonkey]

Pro gardening tip: If your garden could do with a watering just tell your teenage son he'll be cutting the grass this afternoon then start hanging out a load of washing. Before the basket is empty the clear blue sky will be grey and unleashing a torrent of free water.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Not enough people have the proper idea of how terrible Liz Truss was as PM and the economic damage she did because it's all just numbers. If she'd misdirected a massive bulldozer and accidentally destroyed the O2 Arena then she'd be properly shunned. What she did was worse.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Sometimes I'll look at a recipe then think, fuck it! I'll just have a sandwich.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

ON SALE THIS WEEK:

- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional

[Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream]

Me trying to explain Glasgow Wonka and missing Kate Middleton Twitter to my mates who don't do social media

[paulwall1970 @paulwall1970]

On this day in 1989 Nirvana released their debut album Bleach.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You can have pancakes whenever you want. Not just some random Tuesday. Enjoy those fluffy bastards all year round.

[Paul @maltmonkey]

@janethejourno I'm getting notes of ammonia.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Because fuck you!

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Truth.