malu

meta: me tornar 100% low profile

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"All oppressed people have a right to violence"
Seen in Rome, Italy

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

it's october

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

20 years ago, ‘PRIDE & PREJUDICE’ released in theaters.

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[LARA 𖥔 ݁˖ 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 ⋆⭒ @laralaralalara]

“mais uma vez fui ludibriada pela maldicao ocidental de ver o tempo em linha reta” ✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

happy birthday

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i love you pain au chocolat....

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

He’s going to kill drake live

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

According to The Sun, women are now having more sex with robots than men.

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[bruna hime • Tarot @himebruna]

good ending: gregor samsa foi trabalhar home office e sua família interesseira aceitou ele ser um inseto

[clara ♡ @Claraclaralha]

um dos meus tweets favoritos

[dona buquê e seus maridos @justdene]

em uma escala de corna a comedora de casado, onde a sua diva pop se encontra:

[pingu 🐧 @pinguibella]

vc é mt viado pra mim