Sifiso Cleophus Ndlovu

Love, Peace and Happiness.

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Use condoms! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

Having a girlfriend who doesn't post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

I remember when my friend bought his first car. The first thing he said was that we had to go to Braamfontein. He wanted to drive through every street and route he had walked while studying at Wits and struggling to earn that degree. We did exactly that, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him happier.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Don't date broke women. They tend to forget they're dependant and start thinking they're doing you a favor being with you.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

“Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause.”
Men deal with shorter life expectancy, the most dangerous jobs, war, higher suicide rates, and the constant expectation to provide and protect. Men don’t complain because they’re built to carry heavier loads.
But go ahead and tell us how hard your period is. The world runs on male sacrifice, not female discomfort.
Men’s struggles don’t get parades; they get expectations.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

A man will put his happiness aside for his woman, but a woman will put her man aside for her happiness.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No World Cup song beats Wavin' Flag

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[Miilato @miiilato]

me: "she’s giving me mixed signals"

my uber driver: "communication is easy when you're the guy she wants"

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If your woman takes everything you say the wrong way, she doesn’t like you.

[Chymamusique @Chymamusique]

Loneliness hurts less than disrespect & disloyalty.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Gents, there are proper ladies out there who were raised in a peaceful loving households

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Stop dating broke minded women who think everything should be paid for by a man.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Until you date a woman who has her own money and loves you, you won't realize how much the broke ones have been dragging your life back.

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[Themba On Wheels @themba_Rf]

Wisdom to make sure I never lose all these due to funny things

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Most of a guy’s losses came from him making sure somebody else was okay instead of himself.