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baby honey enthusiast • #1 voodoo doll stan • she/her

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@Calum5SOS i love sappy!sos

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@5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS i’m glad y’all recognize that cool ranch are the superior doritos. i knew 15 year old me saw something good in you

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@5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Calum5SOS y’all are gonna make me come out of my fangirl retirement at my geriatric age of 25

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@Calum5SOS what? heartbreak girl? i’ll never forget her

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@Calum5SOS can you remind me please

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calum hood our lord and savior, welcome back to the holy land

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@Calum5SOS do u need a zofran

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@Calum5SOS if you throw up we all throw up

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@Canes @GreatClips svechnikov!

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me rebooting my stan twitter as an outlet for all the shit i can’t say on my main

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please tell me harry just had lice or something and he didn’t elect to buzz his hair for fun

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boo

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what if i…started stan twitter again

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@Ashton5SOS would be such a beautiful friend for anyone to have in their corner and i’m so sad that the universe didn’t align our paths in some way. but i am glad the universe at least brought him close, just still out of reach

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$100 for a HOODIE?? 5sos in their harry era

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the holivia break up is bc kendall attended hslot

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the fact that harry has said everything he does in the media has a purpose…he dumped ol*via with PURPOSE

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hey besties, i picked a really good day to get my harry tattoo, huh?

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maturing is realizing that every character in my policeman is toxic and annoying in their own way but the book is still a 10/10 tear jerker

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nah this man is so unhinged he’ll pull out the augustus gloop song

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omg if he does wonka he’s gonna sing pure imagination