I once went out with a friend in Durban and two beautiful ladies approached our table and asked if they could join us.
My friend looked at them and said:
"Uma nizozithengela utshwala benu."
(If you're buying your own alcohol.)
The ladies said, "Sure."
Not only did they buy their own alcohol, they came back with a 12-pack of what we were drinking π
Later they bought another round, we all ended up going back to their hotel.
The next morning my friend was given R20 for transport and sent home.
I was left behind and got dropped off later.
The funny part is that we lived in the same place ππ