RotiDanAnggur

[Milo. | #InvestasiTenang @eskepalmilosatu]

Tahun ini umurku 30 tahun 🥹

Kalo boleh nitip ke diri sendiri:
Jangan terlalu keras ngejar timeline orang. Hidup tiap orang beda ritme.
Ada yang lari, jalan santai, ada juga yg lagi berhenti bentar buat tarik nafas.

Di umur segini, energi udah nggak sebebas dulu. Jadi pilih yang penting-penting aja.
Pilih circle yang bikin waras.
Kerjaan yang bikin tenang.
Uang yang halal dan bikin tidur nyenyak.

Nggak semua hal harus dikejar.
Nggak semua omongan harus didenger.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST PERFORMANCE IN BASEBALL HISTORY?

[RotiDanAnggur @malvin_muliawan]

c'mon @Lakers , do somethin

[RotiDanAnggur @malvin_muliawan]

it's 1am and you lost in your thoughts

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

😳

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."and
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here, I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stay in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan. Tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Kalau gak ada gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Kamu tau work-life balancemu udah ga balance ketika tidur mimpi kerjaan.

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Me after working for 5 minutes:

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

😍 MOOD 😍
#CHAMP15NS

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

ETERNO.
#CHAMP15NS

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

HALA MADRID Y NADA MAS!!!!

[BNO News @BNONews]

Kabosu, the Japanese dog behind the Doge meme, has died

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

I‘m trending at least?

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Hala Madrid y NADA mas!

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

Bedah taktik sang maestro Jose Mourinho

[Muklis Nonton @tvindonesiawkwk]

tai 1 jam

[RotiDanAnggur @malvin_muliawan]

@pegawaisinarmas Ah shit, here we go again @tongsamchongg