🦝Malware Racoon🦝

Incident responder and horder of malware. If my tweet doesn't have at least one spelling and/or grammar error I'm likely being held hostage.

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

@Cthulhu_Answers I feel that. I'm also loving being able to tell students had A.I. do all of their work, but having no method to stop them or penalize them for it.

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

Currently watching people on the gym treadmills walkimg slower than a mall walker in 1995 while a line forms behind them. Send help. 💀

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@uwu_underground Instructions unclear. now it's stuck since it didn't have a flared base

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@LeadingReport @grok did this actually happen

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

@princessakano Set the location to Rust. Also let them know riot shields and knives only. Make it spicy and interesting.

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@uwu_underground So what you're telling me is Defcon 2026 is going to be wild?

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What can I say @uwu_underground had some bangers this year.

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

The comments are pure gold. xD

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

As a Jewish American I still support this 100%

[Mick Douglas 🇺🇦🌻 @bettersafetynet]

Due to the shutdown, I've had multiple reach out to me...

What are the private sector cyber jobs a Fed worker could shift to? (maybe short time?)

RT this far and wide. Those folks deserve a break!

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

@siIentmajority @ProjectLincoln @grok is this picture factual?

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@run4ever79 @tmorello @grok are these word Communism?

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@SwiftOnSecurity You are appreciated

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@Viralvid_89 @MeidasTouch Thank you for this ma'am. I was about to go to the gym and this reminded me I need to be sure to stretch.

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@uwu_underground

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@uwu_underground @APTease @ghostofyvng Eh I'm cool with this

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@ski2die56 @SpencerHakimian That ma'am is weak sauce

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

@ski2die56 @SpencerHakimian @grok is this true?

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

The MAGA folks want to address the lack of trans and immigrant shooters, they feel white straight males from “Christian” Republican households are overly represented in the mass shooter and political assassin categories and it’s making them look bad. It’s probably the libs fault.

[🦝Malware Racoon🦝 @malware_racoon]

@uwu_underground Sweet!