Things that didn’t exist on Christmas 25 years ago:
iPhone
Tesla
YouTube
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SpaceX
Gmail
Instagram
Bitcoin
Facebook
Skype
Amazon Prime
Google Maps
Netflix streaming
Android
App Store
WhatsApp
TikTok
Snapchat
Fitbit
Xbox
Pinterest
LinkedIn
iPad
Uber
Airbnb
Reddit
Spotify
Zoom
Father—
The regiment has assembled on the banks of the Ohio. First muster brought word of yet another fall campaign. Our ranks replenished, the men brim with confidence. I’m fighting trim and at no risk of losing another appendix as I have none to lose. Our journey begins.
—Joe