when he was a beanpole who looked like he hadnβt slept in two weeks covered in awful stick and poke tattoos i was FROTHING at the mouth and now i feel nothing. something i should probably address internally
Hey, did you make these purchases?
No, I did not sign up for airport. Or any of these weird websites.
Interesting interesting. What about where you work?
Yes, I did make a 5 dollar purchase at work.
Cool cool cool. You sure?
Yep.
Interesting, bitch you was hacked.