slick geordie

[tabby @another_tabby]

@oubagaku bipoc woke ally shocks groyper with perfect chudnese

[Daniel Aldana Cohen @aldatweets]

I will die on this hill: Angela Merkel broke Germany and probably Europe. In the wreckage of post-2008, she was uniquely positioned to choose social welfare over austerity. She chose austerity. Centrists loved her. But the fascists are now stronger than they’ve been in decades.

[opti @0pt1_atze]

jeden morgen ohne schluck wasser vorher eine ladung bialetti espresso installieren dann eine rauchen dabei fast umkippen danach zittrig duschen dann so diffus getrieben in den tag starten beste

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

They're doing Hadiths of Kirk now

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇺🇸📁 This is bleak.

From the Epstein Files. February 3, 2014. The day after the Super Bowl.

Jes Staley, CEO of Barclays, one of the largest banks in the world, emails Jeffrey Epstein:

"you want to know why we are not São Paulo, watch the TV adds on the Super Bowl. Its all about hip blacks in hip cars with white women. The group that should be in the streets, has been bought off. by Jay Z"

In 2013, millions of Brazilians took to the streets against corruption and inequality. Staley is telling Epstein: that won't happen here. Americans are too distracted. Pop culture has done its job.

A banking CEO, writing to a child sex trafficker, explaining why neither of them will ever face consequences. They think you're bought, they think you're asleep, they think the commercials worked. Were they right?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government

[gojira gabor @gojiraExpress]

„jeder trauert anders“

erika kirk:

[ScrubNoob @ScrubNoobLoL]

Me waiting for Ornn to craft my item

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

i wish you guys could just identify and hate capitalism in a way that’s actually useful

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

“Israeli families and the people of Gaza” - this wasn’t a deliberate demarcation of humanity; it’s reflex. A masterclass in seven words on how Palestinians are rendered faceless and nameless when slaughtered, while Israelis are granted empathy - especially when they are the butchers.

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

The idea that a self identified socialist advocating wealth redistribution is “saying the quiet part out loud” is very funny to me

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

tell me with a straight face that he's wrong here
https://t.co/G68viyJ4Zs

[𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀 @cloutless_angel]

my dating checklist

[doomer @uncledoomer]

tylenolmaxxing my pregnant foid so we can give birth to a poster

[vbuck @ronny_kurz]

komme zur beerdigung meiner frau auch wie batista rein

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

The villain could be hiding anywhere!

The villains lair:

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

conservatives after finding out charlie kirk's shooter wasn't a transgender black communist: