Sam Mathewson

Baylor Alum

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

Cameron Park, Waco TX
https://t.co/406hNhUrAf

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

The Iowa husband calling contest is quite something

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘PHINEAS AND FERB’ is returning for 2 new seasons on Disney+

Each season will be 20 episodes long.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz has the rainy day zoomies! ☔️

[Sawyer Robertson ⚡️ @SawRobertson12]

Thankful for my time at Mississippi State and all the relationships I made along the way. With that being said I am excited to be continuing my career at Baylor! Sic ‘em. 2 Timothy 1:7

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

John Williams has composed a new score for the College Football National Championship

(via @Variety)

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Drone view as the air defence system is activated. Here it comes... 😮

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All time TikTok

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

33% complete

[Julian Mille☈ @ATLAreaWx]

How many cities have y’all been to on this list. I’ve been to 24.

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

@MattSolomon5 33🤝

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

.@AmericanAir managed to check in one of my two bags and left the other sitting on a DFW baggage claim for two days before delivering it. The whole time I waited, the baggage delay hotline automatically hung up on my calls. An absolute embarrassment of an airline

[Nat @nrobinson_045]

As an Admirals Club member and LOYAL flyer since 2016, I am incredibly frustrated with @AmericanAir. They never scanned my bag for my flight from DFW-MSP although my boyfriends, who was checked in under my name make it safely. They have not communicated with me or my family

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

Imma close my eyes and count to three and this better be back on spotify @ParkerMcCollum

[Dylan @_OutlawCountry]

Parker McCollum removed his Limestone Kid album off of Spotify. That’s a shame cause that’s the only album he had worth listening to

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

Who is this and how does she have insider knowledge of urinal etiquette

[eliza @elizamclamb]

The etiquette of eating fast food in the parking lot is similar to urinals like.. please don’t pull up next to me. IMm doing my business

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

I understand why pirates drank so much rum

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

The Big 12 got good at playing offense like 6 years before everyone else and they’re still getting grief for it

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

Fritz king of conservation confirmed

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz and Fiona! DYK: Cincinnati Zoo has saved over 1 billion gallons of water since 2005 & is working on reducing consumption & waste even more. To help us achieve that goal, water used in the hippo pool is 100% recycled rain water

[Sam Mathewson @mam_sathewson]

@youwouldknow .@SickosCommittee

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

Matchday reminders:

•Lizzie is in a box
•The royal family are all pedos
• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 would be a german colony without us
•13 colony lead blown
• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 oppressed the entire world for spices, only to produce God’s most bland food
•Kilometers are a scam to sell more distances

#USMNT

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Hippos can open their mouth an impressive 150 degrees. Baby Fritz isn't quite there yet. 🙀

[Barstool SicEm @BarstoolSicEm]

Mood for the weekend: