Joe “Fat” Mama

High School Swim Team Captain | Women Enthusiast | Aspiring Miami Business Owner | Avid Reader

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

To Justin Herbert: Enjoy marrying my sloppy seconds lil bro 😂😂

[cheeks @cheekclapperXL]

the lonely boner seems to free his load at night

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

You know it’s a Southwest Airlines flight when the flight attendant literally just got off probation yesterday #nuke

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

@slimeMcDonald67

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

“9” is my starting quarterback now

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

@Goobins_

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

Maggie I hope your dad is proud of you. #gaysonin4

[Flib @flibbier]

My hoe is going? Where 😊 I would probably like to go too😊

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Further testing today revealed Giants QB Jaxson Dart’s knee injury is worse than initially thought, and the team and Dart now are facing the possibility of season-ending knee surgery, sources tell ESPN.

Of all the QB injuries suffered in Week 2, Dart’s is turning out to easily be the most significant.

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

Least devastating and traumatic Giants game

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

They’re calling it the chuddest Sunday of all time

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

Welcome back Kirk nice to see you on the Ole Miss photography crew

[kiiko (0/4) @sakikoXII]

yall ever write a tweet and mid writing realise nobody gaf

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

Instagram suggested doing wonders once again #rackattack

[Joe “Fat” Mama @Mama1J0e]

Just woke up, can’t wait to see if I got any presents under the Kirkmas Tree. #Kirkiversary

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

[Humpherey “Hump” Bradford @humpbradford]

A situationship with a 7/10 brunette rn would save my life #lank

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date