Julie Fitzgerald

mother of three who works too much to not drink and have a good time :) plus I have the most awesome husband ever!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

When you don't know what size your kids wear because you haven't had to fold a load of laundry since they were in onesies #dadprivilege

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

My toe fits in your butt dimple. We're a match made in heaven!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

@wranglers71 I need to get some of that shower soap with crunchy stuff in it
Me: exfoliating body wash?
Isaac: ya, that shit
Bahaha

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

Why bother saying you're letting those dishes soak? Be honest and say you're too lazy to wash them, bc we all know it ain't gonna happen!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

If I wanted to hit your fat ass I wouldn't have missed!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

I feel like I'm in a Tyler perry movie and it is AWESOME!!!"" LMFAO at me being the token white girl =] good times! Love meeting new people!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

Mommy's going potty.so I'm going to leave her alone and go play quietly.... Said no child ever.

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

@DawnKristal you're welcome!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

@DawnKristal bout time!

[Julie Fitzgerald @mama_fitzgerald]

Nothing says #stress #relief like taking a good old fashioned #poop Lmao