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[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

Meanwhile my body wash is from grocery outlet (-:

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

Should I get my dog the Aesop or the Dedcool pet wash?

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

After all the times I have visited New York I just now realized that Duane Reade is like a CVS/Walgreens type establishment and not like a real estate office or an accounting firm or something like that… like they have cookies there?

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

I literally can’t sleep because I love my dog so much and I wake up every hour to kiss his tiny forehead

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

when the skaters are in the bar… u know that toilet seat is gonna be UP, don’t fall in❗️

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

the best thing a man can be is obsessed with his girlfriend

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

@wncuddle this broke me

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

@siouxchef420 😂 I’m dying

[eerok @siouxchef420]

I don’t like food reviews in cars

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

I love meeting my friends and loved one’s parents, it’s so meaningful to me I really love it 🫀

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

I’m out here asking for the chefs recommendation at chili’s

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

when your girl says she wants a gluten free tres leches aphex twin cake, u get your ass in the kitchen and make a gluten free tres leches aphex twin cake

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

3 L3ch3z_ [o6_06_2o25]

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

grilling steaks for my friends while watching a lightning storm at dusk was exactly how I wanted to start the summer

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

i had a dream while napping today that it was 2013 and I was watching lana del rey perform and she brought out asap rocky, they played ridin’… i had to look online to see if they’ve ever done this together confirm i wasn’t astral projecting.

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

@siouxchef420 u know what hell yeah

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

they need to let me in that criterion closet

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

in the past i have also been stevie. i was also eva for like 3 months.

[ₑᵥᵢₑ @mama_maeda]

often times at my job people get my name wrong, at this point i gave up on correcting them… i just rock w/ the new persona for a couple hours, today i am phoebe.