Jennifer Beard

Minstrel of merriment, sinister serenader of soulful song, sanctioner of supreme silliness and shenanigans, pedantic punmaster of perpetual preposterousness.

[Cortland Coffey @CortlandCoffey]

if you were ever a part of performing the lifehouse skit, you have religious trauma

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

@panerabread apparently changed their policy on curbside pickup. You now have to walk inside for rapid pickup, ensuring maximum exposure to people inside. Do better, Panera.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: A woman in Dallas is arguing that she can’t be ticketed for driving alone in the HOV lane because she’s 34 weeks pregnant and the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade—and Texas law now says a fetus is a person. She says they can’t have it both ways. https://t.co/LJecTAmw0i

[IGN @IGN]

We caught up with the original Hobbits – Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd – as they reunited for the first time in over 10 years to discuss Fellowship's original ending, Hobbit text chats, sending nudes to each other, and more. https://t.co/PAEMoEJqbO

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

@SimuLiu Drop the deets for the tour. May 22, San Francisco, here I come. #weweredreamers #simuliu

[tay mabelitini ⟡ @taymabelitini]

If you think you don’t like a vegetable, cover in it olive oil, salt, garlic powder and onion powder, and just roast it at 450° for like a half hour. You will like that vegetable.

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

Just saw @the355movie & it’s worth the hype! 💯 #the355

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

“Books, she has found, are a way to live a thousand lives—or to find strength in a very long one.” - @veschwab #invisiblelifeofaddielarue #tattoo

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

Who’s down to see @the355movie with me on Friday for my birthday?

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

Top nonfiction reads of the year @bethallisonbarr @kkdumez @IjeomaOluo @osheta @Karnythia @aundikolber #readinggoals

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Thinking of Stan Lee and everything he’s done for our extended Marvel family today.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

I declare war on unnecessary packaging

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

Student knocked on my door just to tell me they’re obsessed with @SimuLiu. Honestly, I get it.

[Chadwick Boseman @chadwickboseman]

While we’re all missing his incredible spirit today, we are grateful for the lessons and legacy he left behind. This day gave him to us- we will continue to celebrate him and take joy in all of the love you are sending his way.

Happy heavenly birthday, Chad 🤍

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

@neilhimself Nice Animal Farm reference 👍🏻

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Tomorrow, your new favorite Avenger arrives on @DisneyPlus 🤯 Get ready to stream Marvel Studios’ #ShangChi and The Legend of The Ten Rings this Friday! #DisneyPlusDay

[Jennifer Beard @mamabeardteach]

New head canon activated @ChrisEvans @Disney #captainamerica #buzzlightyear #disney #marvel