stillswiftafboi

the life of a no girl

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

fucking final destination shit

[KTLA @KTLA]

A pickup truck carrying unsecured metal pipes slammed into a sedan in Orange County, sending several long pipes crashing through the vehicle’s rear window in a collision that authorities say could have been much worse. https://t.co/Q0EB8IDsIh

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

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[Tiger Lily’s Ghost @tigerlilysghost]

You guys want to be Great Depression butter churning trad wives but I want to be a 1950’s trad wife on uppers with one of those refrigerators that had the lazy susan inside.

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

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[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Bitch

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

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[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I really have to commend Al Gore for his restraint because if I was in his shoes I would be well into the fifth year of my worldwide “I Fucking Told You So” lecture tour

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

also - it allows for early check ins. pay it forward!

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

dont do this. ever. it's rude af. the housekeeping staff has a very short window to turn over rooms. & they are literally doing back breaking work. getting started on the early departures helps immensely come check out time.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Wait, so you all actually check out of hotels at the front desk? Am I the only one who just leaves?

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

this is true 🤣🤣

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

respect 🤣🤣🫶🏼

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

being a swiftie in head to toe merch when the fate of ophelia starts playing in the airport terminal is so embarrassing i feel like i need to stand up and salute

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

💯💯

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

yes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

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[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

Hot take: the "girl dinner" era gave women permission to admit they don't want to cook every night and I think it genuinely improved lives.

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

Hinge mad fun when you just stop giving a fuck

[bethany ♡ @corneliastagain]

karma is the husband on the chiefs

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

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[hersch @tittyrespecter]

dating apps disturb the ecosystem and the natural order of who you are and are not supposed to meet

[stillswiftafboi @mamabird7789]

@sourerdoe yes!!!! exactly this 🫶🏼

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

i am trying my best every day to bring myself back from the underworld and its kind of working but it’s hard