yaparella

She wore a crown and came down in a bubble.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[yaparella @mamaj93]

@CaseOh__ you’re my baby’s favorite lol

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when they google it and you´re right

[໊ @buffys]

THE MOST HQ VIDEO OF THE MOON IN EXISTENCE JUST RELEASED

[spicebae @spicebae_]

men will literally cheat on you, embarrass you, get you back, do it all over again and have the audacity to keep thinking about you is INSANITY!

[MileyCyrus PRESS @CyrusPRESS]

This is exactly how I imagined Hannah Montana would look and sound today I'm obsessed. This is a future classic.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get the more i believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Damn, ICE separating families in the Arctic too

[cool timothy @dreadconquest]

and in america's darkest hour... we await the hero's messianic return

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[killy. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

that mf flew over the ocean like “this your king????”

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Damn you won't see this in media

Philadelphia Sheriff:

“No law enforcement officer may wear a mask. We will arrest those who wear masks to hide their identity.

If you come to this city and commit a crime, the criminal in the White House cannot keep you from going to prison.”

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[yaparella @mamaj93]

“What are the two houses of congress?”
“Dior and Versace.”

[yaparella @mamaj93]

“Not all blessings can find you in the version of yourself everyone approves of.”

[yaparella @mamaj93]

Lort #MyXAnniversary