Keri

Midwest is best?! We’re good. Ish. We’re here anyway.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people who say Shakespeare is boring have obviously never experienced the glory that is Harold Perrinneau's Mercutio

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Dear Media:

Matt Gaetz didn’t have sex with a minor.

Matt Gaetz statutorily RAPED a minor.

Signed,
America.

[The Hood Harper Collins ☺️ @lowkeylise]

ATTENTION BLACK PEOPLE: There is a Class Action Lawsuit for Ginger Ale. Yall better sign up, this is the closest we are going to get to reparations 😭

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

“Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” —Me right now

[117 @aamirahnajme]

Kamala pls stop having people txt my phone im voting for you mama

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

This is as humblebraggy as it gets… #bydhttmwfi

[Keri @mamakerbear]

@RichyCraven I feel this. For me it’s putting on lotion before bed. Is this the night?! I don’t know, could be. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when ppl ask if I have any hobbies

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Exactly 12 years ago today, a Taliban gunman pointed his gun at my head and shot me for daring to speak up for girls’ right to go to school.

I want to thank every person for your solidarity and support, from praying for my recovery to helping me in my work for girls’ access to education, both in my home country of Pakistan and around the world.

Most years, I spend October 9th like any other day, with gratitude for having lived another year. But today, I am in New York to address the American Society of International Law (ASIL), a prestigious group of legal experts who have chosen to honour @MalalaFund and its work alongside Afghan activists fighting to protect the right to education for girls in Afghanistan. These women worked tirelessly before the fall of Kabul in 2021, and fearlessly since, to keep girls learning under the most impossible circumstances. It is humbling to stand alongside them and gratifying to see them receive the recognition they deserve.

The Taliban continue to point literal and metaphoric weapons at girls and women in Afghanistan every day, from public beatings to ruthless edicts that ban them from learning, working and living freely. The brutality of the Taliban’s oppressive system against women is so extreme that Afghan activists and human rights defenders are calling it gender apartheid.

Right now, Afghan women and girls need more than words of sympathy. I call on governments and influential institutions to leverage their power, and through international law, hold the Taliban accountable. I especially call on Muslim leaders and institutions to play a leading role in challenging the Taliban’s misuse of religion and culture.

Just as people stood with me and my friends more than a decade ago, I hope people will stand in solidarity with Afghan girls and women now.

❤️ @Hmosadiq @zarqayaftali @deemahiram @metra_mehran @RahelaHSidiqi @SHalaimzai

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

This was Stephen Colbert's opening monologue tonight of his interview with VP Kamala Harris. Holy shit. 🤣🔥

[Caroleeena 🍉 @Caroleeenalala]

I love the pet food company Chewy. They just sent a friend in Asheville $120 worth of kidney food for his cat for free "given the circumstances". He kept half and gave half to a rescue. I wish more companies cared like Chewy does!

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Sometimes, it’s just the guns.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Thanks to Jimmy Carter for his decades of service. And congrats on being the first former president to reach 100 years of age.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Sure is interesting how we passed the Inflation Reduction Act, and then inflation went down.

[Keri @mamakerbear]

@tedgioia Ha.
https://t.co/6MWn6laPMJ

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Pro-tips of the day: 

#1 Clean your air filter 

#2 Know that when somebody writes up a manual like Project 2025, they plan on using it