Artemis Crock

Being a parent is weird.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

Newborn: *tiny bit of pee in diaper*
“I’m going to scream until I’m changed!”

Toddle: *diaper sagging on the ground*
“It is what it is”

[Buster Benson @buster]

Did you know you can be 3cm dilated and have contractions all day and still not be in labor? #laborwatch #falselabor #4thtimesacharm

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

My uterus is like “time to yeet this baby!”
But my cervix and the rest of my body are like “umm no..”
#falselabor #37weeks

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I’m grateful for friendships that instantly pick up right where they left of after not seeing each other in months.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

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[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I desperately need a break but that would probably just give me more stress and anxiety

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I keep lashing out at her then feeling awful about it.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

My toddler has gone through major sleep regression this month and I am so exhausted physically, mentally, and emotionally 😣

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

Being pregnant and raising an almost 3 year old is so hard.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I’m so exhausted from taking care of a sick baby all day. My husband has been gone all day and doesn’t understand why I’m so frustrated.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

My poor baby had been sick and miserable all day. I’m physically, emotionally and mentally drained, and I fear the worst is yet to come. She can’t sleep because she can’t breath.

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

I accidentally flushed the toilet instead of letting my kid do it which in the toddler community is a crime punishable by death.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I just don’t know how to explain to the front desk people that I want to switch. I feel like I don’t have a legitimate reason. I know I’m gonna make it awkward.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I want to switch my daughters pediatrician to another one in the same office. Would that be weird?

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

The current pediatrician had done nothing wrong, but we have seen this other doctor a few times for “emergency” visits and I just feel more comfortable with him.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

My husband kept waking me up until 1:30am and my toddler woke me up at 6am.
Being a mom isn’t fair

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

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[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I just want to sleep but it’s two in the morning and my daughter has other plans. 🤬😴

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

I know it’s coming but I’m pretty sure I’m going to be a wreck tomorrow anyways.

[Artemis Crock @mamalemonwind]

We have been trying to get pregnant for the past few months but have been thus far unsuccessful.
Tomorrow I am scheduled to start my period and while I’m hoping it doesn’t come, I feel a rumbling in my uterus. 😔