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[mamali @mamali]

We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow. http://t.co/1usGtHfHhO

[mamali @mamali]

http://t.co/NCMDGCGYqW Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied "None of y'all asked my opinion, but ..."

[mamali @mamali]

http://t.co/bN58AGj2AZ When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?" answer "Scissors." then drive away..

[mamali @mamali]

http://t.co/O4EXPEZj If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit.