Nikko Mamallo

This might alarm you, but I JUMP OUT OF FLYING THINGS because it's awesome.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

They dropped me into a life sized video game! You know you want to play with me in the all new map, Urzikstan. Let’s squad up and I’ll for sure hype you up as we’re dropping in!

@callofduty #CallofDuty #CallofDutyWarzone #COD_Partner

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

@AmyShiraTeitel First time in a v long time.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

@Klondikebar Wingsuit from a plane?

[Klondike @Klondikebar]

They jumped out of a plane! What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Shake, or Sandwich?

[NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle]

Seattle's numbers of hours at or above 70 F through May 29th over the past few years:

2015: 77
2016: 144
2017: 85
2018: 107
2019: 103
2020: 85
2021: 80

and, (drum roll), 2022: 5

#wawx

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

It’s 47 degrees & raining in the middle of the day in May.

At what point do we start referring to 2022 as the year without a spring?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Apple event. Match 8th. Apple Silicon.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

@jocelyn_davis Anything is reusable if you just use it again.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

@Em_Bot This. ☝️

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

@craigmswanson Facebook went down and Twitter took over. Facebook came back and Twitter went back into obscurity.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

I just finished @MagiciansSYFY and I don’t know what to do with my life now. 😭 So. Good.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

It turns out that parachutes do pull people up when they're deployed. https://t.co/3Qmbrfy1qM

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

I saw my mom yesterday for the first time since... March? I stayed out on the porch, distanced, wearing masks, and kept the visit short. I personally know 5 people that have tested positive and I don't want my mom to be another.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

Store: How nice of alcohol do you want?
Me: Drunk with the roommates.
Store: Have I got the drink for you!

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

I’m flying @AmericanAir for the first time in a long time. Covid flying still has the plane packed. I’m curious why AA didn’t change the boarding model though. I’m in the very back at Row 33 and had to walk by the entire plane first. Wouldn’t it make more sense to load aft first?

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

“Find me a scientist that says that” Gold.

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

I am the least racist person in this room.

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

I think the moderator is doing a great job letting two 70 year olds scream at her equally! No joke!

[Nikko Mamallo @mamallo]

Wow. Just wow.