kell

millennial trash 🐙🏴‍☠️🧜🏼‍♀️🐝🍱🏳️‍🌈🍸🧙🏼‍♀️🌈🌵 baby witch 🦇💫🕸anxiety🕸💫🦇mom of 3 🧑🏻‍🦰💙👶🏼💙👶🏼💖

[kell @MamaMer17]

Anywho can we talk about how nobody can tell me shit now that I pushed a human out of my body without any medications? Cause I feel like I’m 100% a different person.

[kell @MamaMer17]

Hello. It has come to my attention we’re back in the ‘06 era timeline (war, everything’s shit, etc). I will now be a complete menace to everyone because I am 16 and know fucking everything and am equally hot/hilarious. Thank you for your understanding during these trying times.

[kell @MamaMer17]

Watching all these fancy Thanksgiving recipes is bittersweet. I looooove cooking. Yes. One day I’ll get to make a full fancy meal again. But then I won’t have tiny babies pulling on me for “UP MOM! UUUUP MAMA!” Like let me do it, but let me hold youuuu 😭

[kell @MamaMer17]

All three of my kids love broccoli and I hate broccoli and I feel like this is a specific crime against me personally. It’s the only vegetable they will willingly eat and I just want to barf.

[kell @MamaMer17]

In a few days, we’ll be moving into our new house!! It’s a two story and I am fucking THRILLED to be able to be doing stuff downstairs without waking anyone up. The mental toll it’s taken on me to be quiet while someone is asleep my whole life is insane 😵‍💫

[kell @MamaMer17]

Calling it now. We’ll have another @KVJShow baby announcement by December.

[j.🧡 @_idk_idc_00]

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[kell @MamaMer17]

@_milf_vibes_ Wren Este sounds so cute!

[kell @MamaMer17]

Everything smells like peeps and I hate it here

[kell @MamaMer17]

3 kids with HFM at once. Have kids they said. It’s great they said. 🥲

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

There’s a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell

[kell @MamaMer17]

1000% loling because I’ve never wanted to go to China more than I have in the last few days. The culture seems amazing

[kell @MamaMer17]

Also are these sweet Chinese people teaching us how to survive after the collapse of the US? I’ve seen so many “low tech” useful stuff in like 5 minutes it’s awesome.

[kell @MamaMer17]

Okay so is everyone on red note safe to follow? Like are there any MAGAts there??

[kell @MamaMer17]

Anyone else teaching their kid sign language because they won’t fucking talk??? Mine understands everything you say and will babble and yell but won’t talk. So far he knows “more” “strawberry” “thank you” “milk” and now “on”

[kell @MamaMer17]

My toddler gives me baby fever. But then I remember I have a five month old and I’m like. Oh. No.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Remember this. Lock it in.

[kell @MamaMer17]

Can we have examples of how to be complete bitch menaces for the next 4? I generally don’t interact with people outside school drop off or the grocery (I WFH). I want to be a bitch to the republicans, but let the good girlies know I’m on their side.

[Juno 🚂 @jsketch12]

❌incorrect: "I hope Florida gets flooded they deserve it for voting wrong"

✔️correct: "I hope Desantis is beset upon by a plague of alligators and devoured alive"

[kell @MamaMer17]

@jelly_momm My mom took me to get “real” makeup at Clinique lol and a whole new outfit of my choosing ☺️ bath bombs or something like that would be nice too