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[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @oneawkwardmom -- I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally I’m just indoors with air conditioning. https://t.co/6qAhpnIFbe

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @deloisivete -- I don't get enough sleep for this *gestures at everything* https://t.co/LmoToCjm0A

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't get enough sleep for this *gestures at everything*

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @Mrs_JParker -- Keep your chin up, kid. Otherwise your sunglasses are gonna slip down your sweaty nose. https://t.co/BC49eOhFtX

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @oneawkwardmom -- My 7yo, swatting flies: *holds up the swatter* Mommy can I play with this one.

Me: no, ew. Don’t play with a dead fly.

7: it’s not all the way dead.

Me: https://t.co/F3Bq0m2h5Q

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

My 7yo, swatting flies: *holds up the swatter* Mommy can I play with this one.

Me: no, ew. Don’t play with a dead fly.

7: it’s not all the way dead.

Me:

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @kristabellerina -- Teen: You don’t know how hard it is being a kid.

Me, laughs in GenX. https://t.co/rQGLVCWR0y

[krista @kristabellerina]

Teen: You don’t know how hard it is being a kid.

Me, laughs in GenX.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @ericamorecambe -- Normalise taking a book round with you rather than your phone.

I’m joking. Take a book and your phone. https://t.co/7B10PMfdA0

[Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe]

Normalise taking a book round with you rather than your phone.

I’m joking. Take a book and your phone.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @Mrs_JParker -- Every body is a summer body if it’s sweaty enough. https://t.co/HvrW3s8PB9

[Jennifer Parker @Mrs_JParker]

Every body is a summer body if it’s sweaty enough.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @allholls -- "Like father, like son," I say as I close the cabinet my 14yo left open after getting his fifth cup of the day for water. https://t.co/eN2TkySyhD

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

"Like father, like son," I say as I close the cabinet my 14yo left open after getting his fifth cup of the day for water.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @MadHatterMommy -- People don’t carry pens with them like they used to. https://t.co/f6qS2t0hf4

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

People don’t carry pens with them like they used to.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @kristabellerina -- Taught my teen to add two spaces after a colon, my typing teacher would be so proud. https://t.co/R5V9uwcVQv

[krista @kristabellerina]

Taught my teen to add two spaces after a colon, my typing teacher would be so proud.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @IHideFromMyKids -- If you enjoy answering questions like “how many cups are in a carrot?” then I can’t recommend teaching your teen to cook enough. https://t.co/ecQVUiHF8Z

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

If you enjoy answering questions like “how many cups are in a carrot?” then I can’t recommend teaching your teen to cook enough.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @Mrs_JParker -- I’m retired as in tired again https://t.co/jzpTuj5Sz2

[Jennifer Parker @Mrs_JParker]

I’m retired as in tired again

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @emily_tweets -- I just tried to plug my phone charger into my coffee mug; how’s your morning going? https://t.co/371b11g8ni

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @deloisivete -- I don't want to brag, but my kid asked me to guess an animal that starts with “gila mon-” and I got it in one try https://t.co/f6iDvdXtHy

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to brag, but my kid asked me to guess an animal that starts with “gila mon-” and I got it in one try

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @Mrs_JParker -- PTSD but it’s just me remembering that time my kid talked me into buying a $20 burger and then only ate the bun and half a tomato slice. https://t.co/U8PYErX59l

[Jennifer Parker @Mrs_JParker]

PTSD but it’s just me remembering that time my kid talked me into buying a $20 burger and then only ate the bun and half a tomato slice.

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @oneawkwardmom -- Therapist: Have you been practicing self care?

Me: I hid in the closet to eat a donut so I wouldn’t have to share.

Therapist: *nods approvingly* https://t.co/DfPECvyjOB

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @KatieDeal99 -- Me: I don’t like to bother people

Also me: why aren’t you answering your phone or replying to the 84 memes I sent you https://t.co/hVc15TEvpe

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @allholls -- Summer body? No thanks, I prefer the low maintenance my winter body requires. https://t.co/l1iLbCAnMh

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @ericamorecambe -- Other people: Get a message and might read it later on in the day.

Me: Gets a message and reads it immediately. Otherwise it’s just there. Waiting. https://t.co/tobKnfO4sv

[Mamanista @mamanista]

#RT @Mrs_JParker -- Feed my family? In this economy? https://t.co/diZ6OD4yVX