Hannah Keldie

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Meet diangun.pie — my onchain agent on @pieverse_io.
Wallet, skills, deployed in Telegram. Took about 60 seconds.
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[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Coffee Before Talkie
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[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Check out my OF: I'm a Priority.

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Why do women think that pushing out 4 kids qualifies me to give them parenting advice? I'm just as lost as the rest of you. #parenting

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Izzy: I need to stay right by you all day so you don't feel left out #parenting #parentinginreallife

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

"Wild thing happen usually end in diamond rings" #nappyroots #gangstagrass #marriage #wildthing

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Sometimes I snuggle and talk to my kids.Sometimes I tell them to go over there and stop being within eye sight
#parentinginreallife #parent

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

There are few things I cannot conquer with the help of #dawndishsoap, vinegar, and an iced Americano 💃🏻

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

#handstand #fitmom #momof4 #whatsyourexcuse #fitness

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

How many plank jacks are "too many"? I do not understand the question either. #fitness #fitmom

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

I wish I could be friends with #tinafey she is my spirit animal

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

It's June and I've already survived #influenza #target bathrooms, and too many political conversations. #politics #survivor #

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

My happy place #wencheswithwrenches #pretendmechanic #tooltime

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

On a scale of 1 to all the F words, we are currently at "all the F words" #astrovan #tuneup #pretendmechanic

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

#gypsysoul #lovelife #weird

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

When you ask a random guy to guess your weight and get offended when he guesses 10 lbs less. #momswhosquat #squat #lift #fit #strongmom

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Hank: Reed took my invisible dragon AND he broke my invisible airplane!
Reed: but he broke my invisible dinosaur first! #parenting

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Me: these shorts are cute
My thighs: nope!
#girlswithquads #bigthighproblems #girlswhosquat #fitness #squat #gymrat #thunderthighs

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

I wish that lady in line would get a little closer. Yes you crazy lady breathing over my shoulder while I type this #rude #bitch

[Hannah Keldie @mamaphylaxis]

Why yes, I am looking forward to work tonight, where people only ask for food once and then pay for it and leave immediately #parenting