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A Tome is a large reference book. You're welcome.
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[mama @mamatomy3]

My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft. Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing.

[Mass General Brigham Imaging @MGHImaging]

Gavin, the son of our MRI technologist Christine, made a great “thank you” for Bob Kraft for the #PPE donation. #COVID19

[mama @mamatomy3]

@Chas10Buttigieg I am working today and can’t make the meet and greet. Just pretend there is a Middle aged woman screaming with happiness at the sight of you and your husband so I don’t feel left out. Thanks

[mama @mamatomy3]

@Chas10Buttigieg when are you two coming to NH? Would love to attend a town hall...

[mama @mamatomy3]

The picture frame I was hanging fell and hit me on the head. As I lay on the ground I hear my son say “hold on my moms knocked”...#fortnite

[mama @mamatomy3]

My 13yo daughter claimed I humiliated her when I actually had the audacity to bring a suitcase with me for our overnight stay in a hotel.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.

[mama @mamatomy3]

Really @zulily it helps this was delivered on April Fools day...

[mama @mamatomy3]

@dominos hey guys love all the extra cheese just wish it wasn’t only on the left....

[mama @mamatomy3]

@realDonaldTrump What the ever loving fuck is wrong with you? #askingforafriend

[mama @mamatomy3]

Spread the word and make a difference. Donate a tweet a day to @helpspreadthis. https://t.co/F0cw9fEFtd ☞https://t.co/BFRCmAtdh7

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I trust someone in the House of Representatives is drafting the articles of impeachment this morning.

[Tommy Campbell @MrTommyCampbell]

@realDonaldTrump I see you like alternative photography.

[mama @mamatomy3]

Husband : "I love these jeans they are so stretchy and have tiny pockets!"
Me: "Take of my jeans."

[mama @mamatomy3]

I don't necessarily have Trophy Wife potential but I could totally rock Participation Ribbon Wife status.

[mama @mamatomy3]

@realDonaldTrump is handling the picking of his cabinet very similar to that of a spoiled rotten child with invites to a birthday party.

[mama @mamatomy3]

Spread the word and make a difference. Donate a tweet a day to @helpspreadthis. https://t.co/F0cw9fEFtd ☞https://t.co/BFRCmAtdh7

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

It's crazy how many things are rigged against a super-rich hotelier who's been a super rich heir since the day he was born. #debate

[mama @mamatomy3]

I love when he says "bigly" while waving his tiny hand around in a itsy bitsy little okay sign. #debate

[mama @mamatomy3]

So many sniffles so many tremendous sniffles. The hugest sniffles ever. #debate

[JustDandy 🇺🇸 🌊 🐈‍⬛ @loves_dandelion]

Mr. Sniffles is back #debate #debate2016 #snifflingtrump