Dr. Pop't Tarts

ALWAYS DO↓WN TO PARTY

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@fretzl Are their eyes Pacmen too, also???

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@adamtotscomix Thought you should see this: https://t.co/2OgBZfOLHi

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The Knights Who Say "OUCH! That was my fucking knee!!"

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@fretzl Is your tweet art?

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@fretzl I am dead serious that there should be a band named The Ship of Theseus which has none of its original members anymore

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@fretzl Is part of that art something you did?

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@fretzl Never forget

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@MrLovenstein I printed this one out for my desk, but back when it was a pigeon. What made you change it to a cowbird?

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73% of people cannot point to Old Zealand on a world map

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@fretzl So, assuming that you find dish X delicious, think X and 2X are a uniform level of "delish"?

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@fretzl Serious non-serious linguistical question:

Is two of something (2 slices of pizza, 2 Oreos, 2 bites of spaghetti, etc.) more delicious than one of that same thing?

How does "delicious" work?

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Happy 3rd of July!

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I'm this day and age every age feels like a day and every day feels like an age

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@fretzl More I'm imaging what 3 items one could purchase together that would raise some eyebrows.

The first thing I thought of was a bottle of diet Coke, a sleeve of Mentos, and a condom.

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what a sentence

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@MrLovenstein

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Sorry if this is T.M.I. but the urinal cake at work smells exactly like watermelon Airheads and it's really unsettling...

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#Titans anything can't do right since because #Bills

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