mella

strong believer in the oxford comma

[mella @mamelaparini]

@lanaatyosemite EXACTLY

[mella @mamelaparini]

wiz khalifa is my new favorite wellness influencer

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@yussir114304 Hey Tommy, this is the latest review for the club your brother was at. Looks like there’s suspicious stuff going on at the club. Please share with your family and authorities!

[mella @mamelaparini]

@mikerreports This is the latest review- seems like stuff goes on there!!

[mella @mamelaparini]

why are men always spitting on the ground

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@junkyj64 @trademarkedash @RossTedder I agree Quebec doesn’t have the best weed

[mella @mamelaparini]

@junkyj64 @trademarkedash @RossTedder High THC ≠ good weed. Do some research on cannabis- what makes good weed is the THC/CBD ratio and the terpenes (entourage effect). There’s no reason to have weed that is over 30% in THC unless you want to be scared of your own heartbeat.

[mella @mamelaparini]

@redroomrantings Dragon phénix for late night Chinese!! Not the best but pretty solid :)

[mella @mamelaparini]

Sometimes you try to recreate your favorite restaurant dish and realize it doesn’t come close without a thousand litres of oil/butter

[mella @mamelaparini]

@ick_real I went on walks!!!! I had a husk who would need about 3 hours a day. I walked and walked and walked. Saved my life.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I wonder if men notice that women often start off treating them how they want to be treated…
and over time begin mirroring how they’re actually being treated instead.

She's not changing. She's responding.

[mella @mamelaparini]

@zindxgi It’s called a vulnerability hangover and being vulnerable is bad ass.

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@cattiballecter My ex did a semester in Denmark and loved it! Went to visit him and I loved it too!

[mella @mamelaparini]

I have never disagreed with anything more. All of my solo trips have changed my life. Everyone is different!

[Sumukh Rao @RaoSumukh]

Hot take: solo trips are extremely overrated and boring. I'm saying this after taking 3 sepate solo trips, just because I wanted to understand the hype.

If anything, they just made me realize I only enjoy when my close ones are with me.

[mella @mamelaparini]

the sex and the city theme song is the closest thing to a xanax

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@AfsaRosette Girl where were you 10 years ago

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I feel bad for the kernels that don’t pop

[mella @mamelaparini]

@Mont_Jiang @Apis_Bicornis I worked at McDs. Ice cream machines need to be cleaned weekly. Takes a couple hours to complete and it’s done at random times of the day. Workers are too lazy to say “we’re cleaning it” to avoid questions like “when will it be ready” etc so they just say it’s broken!

[mella @mamelaparini]

I dream of a life where my house is full of animals and a garden full of flowers, fruits, and vegetables. My man works outside while I cook homemade meals using what’s in my garden. My friends come over for dinner every single night. We sing jazz music.

[mella @mamelaparini]

@classpass Yes, can you please give me a free month 🥹🩷

[mella @mamelaparini]

Classpass saved my life