Melissa Merwin Dydyn

Writer of paranormal romance and urban fantasy. Delusional optimist, dreamer, traveler, blogger, internet stalker. Lover of cats, wine, words and music.

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

It's true, though. And by 40 you're locked into that one rectal car company.

[K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler]

By the time you turn 35, you're in a blood feud with either Lowes or Home Depot, and have sworn vengeance against a minimum of two major airlines.

[connor ok 🌿 @connorthemiller]

this is one of the best tik toks i’ve seen

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Toddlers are cool because they’ll casually walk around with a urine-soaked sack of feces strapped to their waist and when you offer to take it from them they’ll scream in your face.

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

@CRL10288 @BlippiOfficial I cringe. "Chocolate Sirope?" Really? But the one that bothered me the most was when he ran after the bus when he missed it. I had to pause the video and talk about how dangerous it is and to NEVER run after a bus.

[Lee @Lvkkvri]

In S1E1, Jaime Lannister pushes Bran Stark out of a window. This is subtle foreshadowing for S8E5, where eight seasons of Jaime's character development are similarly thrown out the window.

#GameOfThrones #GoT

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

What's that? I'm not supposed to cry over commercials? Lies. Now that I'm a mom I can cry over anything. #momlife

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

Amazing new release--#fantasy #amreading https://t.co/spxbabb9Sa

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

I'll never forget how lucky I am. A look at a friend's struggle with fertility and how baby blogging has helped. https://t.co/76beThSClG

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

Now is the time not to underestimate the power that we have. https://t.co/R1z6oJNFjB

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

@realDonaldTrump , your people are outside. Can you hear them? Are you listening? #WomensMarch #LoveArmy

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.” #lovearmy #WomensMarch

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

I'm with you in spirit. #LoveArmy #WomensMarch

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

Baby wants to be held. No he doesn't. Yes he does. Up! No, down. No UP!
Oh, my little Libra boy.... #librababy #babyproblems

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

@pregnantwhiner It's not entirely inaccurate. Pretty sure I told everyone in the room they were stupid. Good luck!!!

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

The gestational diabetes apparently wasn't just gestational. Merry Christmas, or whatever. #pregnancyproblems

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

Baby is learning how his hands work. Pushing the bottle away with both hands & screaming when he realizes what he's done. #newmomproblems

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

@pregnantwhiner Good luck!! If you have 40 hours of labor like I did, make sure to tweet about it. For posterity.

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

Achievement unlocked: drink an entire cup of coffee while it's still hot. #momproblems #newmom

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

The shower is my new favorite place. It is the only time alone I get. I rarely get there more than once a week, though... #newmomproblems

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

I spend half my waking hours being amazed by the baby and the other half using Google to make sure I don't kill him. #newmomproblems