sam 🌻

she/her

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

me waiting for my fake tan to dry so I can get in bed

[j @TheKicklnside]

No one:

Me in my room at 3 am with no pants on:

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@ChloeeNicholson what a shocker

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

on my Rudolph shit today (red nose, widely regarded as inadequate by my peers)

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@ChloeeNicholson worst day of my life

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@betsyels @TomMisch an iconic time

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

It’s official the Queen has died!

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@ChloeeNicholson @twi_age Wtf why has it tweeted that

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

How on earth do you contact an actual human for ASOS customer service, the Virtual Assistant is rubbish 😩 @ASOS

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@httpemwdon Kazzamatazza was asking this the other day !!!

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@gothiccbites @httpemwdon We get it, you’re bitter

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

Wordle 293 1/6

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some call it luck but I call it SKILL

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

got todays wordle in 2/6 and also got offered my first teaching position for september, happy bloody friday 🥳

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

todays wordle 🙃:

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[jess white @jessf_white]

unbelievably rich of a woman, who actively upholds poverty and terrible working conditions with her shitty fast fashion, to sit there and say ‘we all have the same 24 hours in a day’. boke!

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@drmartens @The_Pig 🥾

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

Just walked past one of the @Rock_City_Notts bouncers who said ‘I hope she gets fucking spiked’ about a girl who had just gone in, another example of how VILE your bouncers are !!!

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

@ChloeeNicholson

[sam 🌻 @mamf__]

Chloe just said she’s surprised that I’m not a Tory cos I have all the makings of one and I am genuinely OFFENDED, worst thing anyone’s ever told me