marsy playground

(reezy)Tropical Indiana Jones.

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bought @jelliebend for a trip, know exactly where it was when i left it in the rental car but they "cant find it" had it like two weeks :(

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🙃🙃🙃🙃#MyXAnniversary

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@laurast51362949 @ymmayer this is the whitest thing i've ever read

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@noreallyemily that better not be me in those boots....

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@girlfirstofall yep! not my fave cuz of the hosts voice lol. @AMorbidPodcast is my #1 lol if u don't listen you should!!

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@noreallyemily @RUFFLES 😡😡😡 i want the ridges!!! i'm so upset lol.

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i found ONE cornerstore size bag of all dressed chips in new mexico and this is my petition for them to have a permanent place in the US @RUFFLES

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@noreallyemily @RUFFLES ridges or kettles?!

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this is my formal petition for you to add a second sf date pls @menitrust 🥺

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how do seagulls know exactly how long a baseball game is?

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a happy spooky 163rd birthday to lizzie borden 🎂🎈

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aside from the girl (she was The One) that worked at the lil caesars on fruitridge and stockton when i was ten, fiona apple's criminal music video did take part in making me gay

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very glad i get to play “how many shingles will blow off our roof this year” but honestly keep the rain coming because the fireworks scare both me and my dog

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thank you santa (am/pm cashier) for letting me buy cigs with a photo of my id on my phone. a necessary post christmas day purchase. 💕

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if you’re wondering why i text back quickly it’s because i’m overwhelmed by all of the silly little tasks piling up all around me so i’m staring at my phone instead

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thinking about the gays on love it or list it that pulled out original hardwoods because they were too creaky and replaced them with laminate 🙃

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@alleyfreyy at a rate of ~3 a day I should be cured in about 2 months give or take

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if anyone is wondering where my mental health is at…i haven’t left the house in almost 3 days and am starting gilmore girls over

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so much of california traffic could be alleviated if people knew how to fucking zipper