Mamph

selected to perform “My Heart Will Go On” on recorder at my 4th grade concert

[Mamph @mamph20]

me as a bicycle

[Reductress @Reductress]

Uh Oh! This Labubu Is in an Age Gap Relationship With a Furby: https://t.co/XGhZ0pZHAb

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

GIDDY UP JINGLE CORPSE RIP OFF YOUR FEET JINGLE AROUND THE BOG

[jon @prasejeebus]

She could absolutely get Luigi Mangione acquitted

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

i am counting all the votes but i keep losing track around 40. please give me more time

[ian @itsianraymond]

are kamala harris and calvin harris related

[Mamph @mamph20]

why does trump have resting prune face

[Mamph @mamph20]

Young Doug Emhoff is of course a camp chi 9

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Young Doug Emhoff looks like he ruined Taylor Swift's life but she got two albums out of it.

[celeste @celesteclairep]

Lisa Says Gah style t-shirt with a coconut over each boob, ya heard it here first

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

SEXY CONFIDENT. SHE IS HEAVEN SENT.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

Joy Behar’s phone going off live on the view and her ringtone being Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

[Mamph @mamph20]

Me listening to Texas Hold Em

[Mamph @mamph20]

If someone tackled me to the ground it would be all i talked about for weeks how is football a thing

[Mamph @mamph20]

@callme_JD_ LITERALLY

[Mamph @mamph20]

Emmy nom for Phaedra when

[Mamph @mamph20]

traitors…..the only good show on television

[Mamph @mamph20]

@OldManBikshorn Do not get me started on this

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Triscuits said who's hungry for an old broom

[Mamph @mamph20]

@consequence @whoweekly

[Mamph @mamph20]

Should I buy a flip phone

[Mamph @mamph20]

@celesteclairep A steal